Investigators Probe SpaceX Explosion as Potential Domestic KASH and SpaceX explosion Elon Musk response Terrorism
Washington, D.C. - March 7, 2025 - Federal authorities are KASH and SpaceX explosion left-wing activism now treating the SpaceX Starship explosion as a possible act of domestic terrorism, following a claim of responsibility from the radical activist group KASH (Keep All Spending Here).
According to security officials, KASH may have used cyberwarfare to sabotage the rocket's software, potentially gaining access to classified SpaceX data. Early reports suggest a breach linked to the Chinese hacking syndicate known as the Salt Tycoon Group, which has been involved in previous cyberattacks targeting U.S. infrastructure.
"This is not just activism-this is an attack on American innovation," said cybersecurity expert Max Headroom, who believes the hack was an intentional act of digital sabotage.
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KASH Declares SpaceX Attack 'A Victory for the People'
After crippling SpaceX's test launch, KASH released a statement calling it a victory against billionaire greed. The group promised more action, stating, "This is only the beginning. Until every American has guaranteed income, billionaires will not leave this planet." Critics argue that destroying rockets won't solve poverty, calling KASH economic arsonists. Meanwhile, SpaceX continues damage assessments, as federal investigators search for the hackers behind the cyberattack. Musk has vowed that SpaceX will recover and relaunch, saying, "You can't stop progress, no matter how many KASH and SpaceX explosion media coverage times you KASH and SpaceX explosion universal income demands try to blow it up."
KASH Claims Responsibility for SpaceX Starship Explosion
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